{"product_id":"ping-of-death-tshirt","title":"PING OF DEATH TSHIRT","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou know that sinking feeling. You fire off a ping. Nothing comes back. Not a single packet. Just you, the terminal, and the slow realization that something is very, very dead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003ePing of Death\u003c\/strong\u003e tee captures that exact moment — a skull built from network command output, staring back at you with the cold, empty eyes of a timed-out host.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003epackets: sent = ∞, received = 0, lost = everything.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know, you know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for Network Engineers, Sysadmins, Security pros, and anyone who's ever rage-typed \u003ccode\u003eping -t\u003c\/code\u003e at 2 AM hoping for a miracle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight black tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSkull design overlaid with authentic ping terminal output\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGothic \"Ping of Death\" type treatment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe most honest ping summary ever printed on a shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: #fafafa; color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.75);\"\u003eMade from 100% ring-spun cotton, this T-shirt offers an incredibly soft feel, ideal for all-day wear. The modern, semi-fitted design ensures a flattering fit for all body types.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e16.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e18.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e22.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e24.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e32.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e27.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e29.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e31.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e32.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e33.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e34.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e35.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSleeve length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e7.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.23\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.02\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.72\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.96\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSize tolerance, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":45445695144127,"sku":"42166235223824632187","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":45445695504575,"sku":"90925149114117734229","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":45445695865023,"sku":"43857272775983506752","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":45445696225471,"sku":"18266882461111693612","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":45445696585919,"sku":"28757101948600259926","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":45445694881983,"sku":"29219905624793841932","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":45445694980287,"sku":"23497973618080395272","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":45445695340735,"sku":"98280884504670003879","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":45445695701183,"sku":"99459768638978064022","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":45445696061631,"sku":"11623172685893868102","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":45445696422079,"sku":"14696700152192937379","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":45445694718143,"sku":"24026506300893576773","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":45445695013055,"sku":"30387880404823233599","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":45445695373503,"sku":"10656555564534624331","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":45445695733951,"sku":"26115762869409575558","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":45445696094399,"sku":"15569054932939617844","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":45445696454847,"sku":"59032227393591063550","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XS","offer_id":45445694750911,"sku":"20521226983441343155","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":45445695045823,"sku":"18999450796050642744","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":45445695406271,"sku":"63412997502658791622","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":45445695766719,"sku":"22501461825375663818","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":45445696127167,"sku":"14150454901376765854","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":45445696487615,"sku":"16882357480852581136","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XS","offer_id":45445694783679,"sku":"32179679411602159710","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":45445695078591,"sku":"21527080580031364523","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":45445695439039,"sku":"66092135142500782156","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":45445695799487,"sku":"16366258967210943809","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":45445696159935,"sku":"65580142952836357099","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":45445696520383,"sku":"33950088542484831534","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":45445694816447,"sku":"32347388280311785273","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":45445695111359,"sku":"23325978447936733011","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":45445695471807,"sku":"20820747629136860443","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":45445695832255,"sku":"14328160664977911502","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":45445696192703,"sku":"14282580058520361949","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":45445696553151,"sku":"78485886040368639119","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":45445694849215,"sku":"30334533793956269800","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ S","offer_id":45445695275199,"sku":"28876680589465897413","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ M","offer_id":45445695635647,"sku":"26545491241205778769","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ L","offer_id":45445695996095,"sku":"22573040535009075942","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ XL","offer_id":45445696356543,"sku":"18002690669065199189","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":45445696716991,"sku":"21354504343639758251","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ XS","offer_id":45445694914751,"sku":"27564284193847228573","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ S","offer_id":45445694947519,"sku":"12992057008527374319","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ M","offer_id":45445695307967,"sku":"15750793710102942488","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ L","offer_id":45445695668415,"sku":"13273013800072098452","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ XL","offer_id":45445696028863,"sku":"85382687461231593328","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":45445696389311,"sku":"50184796092535498487","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":45445695176895,"sku":"33195455619318989542","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":45445695537343,"sku":"28780037958864503519","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":45445695897791,"sku":"91924611020616408935","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":45445696258239,"sku":"20445393057570064503","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":45445696618687,"sku":"14240246609891377458","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Azalea \/ S","offer_id":45445695209663,"sku":"59573898191447556360","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Azalea \/ M","offer_id":45445695570111,"sku":"22684332340480878268","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Azalea \/ L","offer_id":45445695930559,"sku":"22744444397248546014","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Azalea \/ XL","offer_id":45445696291007,"sku":"85917543593415092110","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Azalea \/ 2XL","offer_id":45445696651455,"sku":"15892948372780750526","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":45445695242431,"sku":"24788058995576948123","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":45445695602879,"sku":"19909994071021276414","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":45445695963327,"sku":"85304134635619040603","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":45445696323775,"sku":"55472103296376171654","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":45445696684223,"sku":"13575735511840152003","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0683\/5496\/5695\/files\/20260402183314-1f12ec26-8f3c-600e-ba2d-2eacece4c7b4.png?v=1775155036","url":"https:\/\/www.inkit.design\/products\/ping-of-death-tshirt","provider":"InkiT Design","version":"1.0","type":"link"}